Miss Wink-A-Lot Goes Back To Alaska

Second-place beauty contest material Sarah Palin stood quietly - hint of tears in her eyes - by John McCain as he delivered his concession speech Tuesday night, while trying to stop the morons in the crowd from booing at the mention of Obama's name.

November 4th 2008 was supposed to be - finally - the day of her coronation. Last time she finished so close - second place in the Miss Alaska '84 beauty contest. Now, 28 years later, the first place seemed so close ... she could feel it ... dream it ... with a little help from her god she could wake up on Novemebr 5th as elected vice president of the USA.

Unfortunately, the American nation was not in the mood to put another airhead in high office after the abysmal years of the most incompetent republican administration in modern history.

So ... Miss Wink-A-Lot goes back to her Alaska. And hopefully she will stay there hunting moose instead of giving us headaches trying to understand her ramblings.




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